We've decided to enlarge the blog, or engorge it, so to speak, if you prefer an overtly sexual vernacular. Several writers will now be contributing pieces that will range from food and album reviews, to personal diaries and news commentary. That's not all! There's more! And its yours for the one time only price of FREE! Jesus will be offering up his commentary on the news. We're also thinking of having Mohammed write an editorial, but we're trying to avoid a Fatwa.
Here are the new columns:
'EARTH! A Jesus Story' - A weekly news commentary courtesy of the robed one. We're currently negotiating a daily piece with him. What? Jesus got get paid, too!
'Hi I'm Andy Banks' - A weekly update of the goings-on in Andy Banks life, written by Andy Banks.
'Dood Food with Uncle Ken' - A bi-monthly recipe column paired with classic album reviews. Apparently, Chili and ZZ Top are the first pairing. Stay tuned. Written by Ken Pangburn.
'This Week In...' - A weekly travelogue from travel correspondents who clearly know nothing about the places they've been. If they haven't been to Beirut, they'll make it up!
'Hannity's Hemorrhoid' - A column written from the perspective of Harry, a hemorrhoid located in the nether regions of Sean Hannity's ass. He will talk about anything and everything.
'Poster Child for Eugenics' - A weekly award given to the week's biggest idiot, with accompanying commentary.
'People You Should Avoid' - A column emphasizing people that you should avoid at all costs.
Several more columns are forthcoming and we'll keep you updated with the latest additions to the staff.
Cheers,
DJ
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