Greetings, my children. Please do celebrate my Lordliness, for I am the Lord of Lords. I Lord over you, your neighbor, ice cream varieties and the eternal Twinkie, whose shelf-life shall live on through the ages...
Remember, I walked on water and made a fool of Caiaphus--therefore, I am the Lord. The logic is beyond reproach. I raised Lazarus from the dead--all for you! A handful of people saw me ascend into Heaven. So, you better believe in me or else. Or else... or else I'll come back. Yes, yes... I'll come back and teach you all another lesson. If that doesn't work, I'm ringin' up pappy, and he won't be so nice (we all know he's one vicious deity when moved to violence).
Perspectives on Hillary: It seems that no one ever taught her the meaning of word 'no.' No power suits, crying, ego, etc.
Perspectives on McCain: I can hardly remember when he was born (and I exist outside of time these days).
Perspectives on Obama: He's not black enough for me.
I'm feeling rather perturbed right now, and I think I shall have to end this transmission from heaven prematurely.
Cheers,
Jesus, Lamb, I am that I am, Yeshua, Profit, Son of Lamb, Lamb of Lambs, Emmanuel (not the erotic film), Redeemer, etc
