When you hear the church bells on a Sunday afternoon, my advice is to run for cover: you wouldn't want Jerry Falwell's bulbous ass enveloping your head and invading (i.e., raping) your porous gray matter with pscyhopantic ramblings. To be mind-raped by Christians is one of the more outrageous (and barbaric) crimes known to the Latter-Day Monkeys of Planet Earth. And where Jerry Falwell can be seen, you can be sure that his lapdog (John McCain) is engaging in hands-free fellatio (for Falwell's pleasure). How's that for family friendly? That's X-rated, folks--so you can be sure that half the Republican caucuses will be watching and likely joining in on the ensuing ritualistic orgy.
The point is: both God and I are baffled by the quasi-clinical mind-rape and all its practicioners.
When someone such as Jerry Falwell champions his Christian credentials, assume the opposite: that he is, in fact, a Cunt. (And I stress the capital 'C' here). And what is a cunt but a mindless membraneous orifice for all manner of engorged penises. And what does the cunt give birth to? More cunts and penises. Yes, I, Jesus, have just used the words 'cunt' and 'penis'.
If you have a problem with that, talk to my father: for it is well-known that existence spewed forth from his mind (in an ejaculatory big-bang), thus paving the way for 'cunt' and 'penis'. So, really, when you think of it, God is the source of all cunts and penises.
That said, he's not responsible for what cunts and penises do in their spare time.
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you blaspheming cunt how dare you conjure up such shit, let alone let it spew from you mouth onto paper. trash pure trash.
Anyhow funny read mate, keep em comming.
~Sim
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